DECK THE HALLS WITH BALLS
BALLS: So versatile! They're the perfect play toys that even comes with its own storage sack, they're back-door knockers for doggy style sex, accurate barometers to tell how cold or hot it is, and just unzip the pants fly and you have instant holiday decorations!
A cheeky charity fundraiser has also launched for a second Christmas season in the United Kingdom. Folks buy the ballsy decorations to raise money to encourage men across the country to get their ‘Bauballs’ out to check for testicular cancer.